they should have made specialty ice cream flavors for the election
mint romney and obamanana split
i’m 500% done with this site
barackyroad
(Source: drarna, via meesamegara)
things my grandchildren are going to hear me say
- yo
- lil nigga
- chicken nugger
- swiggity swag what’s in the bag
- bitch i might be
- holla holla get dolla
- swaggy
- bip bop bam i don’t give a damn
- ding dong that is wrong
things i never wanted my grandchildren to hear me say
- yo
- lil nigga
- chicken nugger
- swiggity swag what’s in the bag
- bitch i might be
- holla holla get dolla
- swaggy
- bip bop bam i don’t give a damn
- ding dong that is wrong
(via meesamegara)
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
(via meesamegara)
true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch
(via virtualcarrot)
guys
perfume
that smells like books
if you wear this I’ll probably fall in love with you
(via meesamegara)
1x01 - Pilot || 2x20 - What is and What Should Never Be
(via swingsetindecember)
so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
This is so accurate it hurts my soul.
I have never seen something so accurate before
The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now
Good
(via salutamigos)
when people take your sarcastic jokes seriously
(via salutamigos)
i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant
(via salutamigos)