peanutbuttarunna:

a-fucking-creeper:

mareeps:

they should have made specialty ice cream flavors for the election

mint romney and obamanana split

i’m 500% done with this site

barackyroad

(Source: drarna, via meesamegara)

bigasseyesfullawonder:

things my grandchildren are going to hear me say

  • yo
  • lil nigga
  • chicken nugger
  • swiggity swag what’s in the bag
  • bitch i might be
  • holla holla get dolla
  • swaggy
  • bip bop bam i don’t give a damn
  • ding dong that is wrong

things i never wanted my grandchildren to hear me say

  • yo
  • lil nigga
  • chicken nugger
  • swiggity swag what’s in the bag
  • bitch i might be
  • holla holla get dolla
  • swaggy
  • bip bop bam i don’t give a damn
  • ding dong that is wrong

(via meesamegara)

beyoncebeytwice:

i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means

(via meesamegara)

  • mom : did you eat all the donuts
  • me : no
  • mom : why are you lying to me i can see all the powder on your pants
  • me : thats cocaine

oodlyenough:

passion:

how to have a flat stomach

  1. remove all of your organs

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(via meesamegara)

kaciart:

lornrocks:

Many Of Horror (Kirk/Spock) (di lasplx)

Yup

Im dead

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

(via meesamegara)

ahlistenalison:

true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch

(via virtualcarrot)

"Saying that female characters need to be total un-feminine badasses to be “strong” or “feminist” not only puts the burden of overcoming sexism firmly on women’s shoulders, but also demands that reality is ignored in favor of an equally sexist “dream world,” in which unsurmountable impediments don’t exist, where those who fight always win, and where the “feminine” disappears into supposedly superior and stronger “masculine” traits."

(x) The Problem with “Empowerment” by  (via virtualcarrot)

(via swingsetindecember)

fluffywhitechicken:

filthytricksyhobbitses:

guys

perfume

that smells like books

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if you wear this I’ll probably fall in love with you

(via meesamegara)

jensens14thfreckle:

1x01 - Pilot   ||   2x20 - What is and What Should Never Be

(via swingsetindecember)

lovehealthlive:

watchtheskytonight:

phantas-mag0rical:

erinchu:

snorlaxlovesme:

so i cleared my throat today and

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and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed

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and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED

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and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period

i hope this has been educational

This is so accurate it hurts my soul.

I have never seen something so accurate before

The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now

Good

(via salutamigos)

laughingstation:

when people take your sarcastic jokes seriously

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(via salutamigos)

anglosexual:

chickensandwich:

i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant

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(via salutamigos)